Will Atkinson
Says he is the "King of Falls Creek'
Will tells everyone that he is the King of Falls Creek, demanding copious amounts of jobs and respect with nothing given in return. He sells overpriced running shoes on Instagram and Facebook marketplace for at least double the recommended retail price for no reason other than he has “exclusive” access to Nike shoes that are also available on the Nike website and in most running stores in Australia. Will prides himself 0n checking the elapsed time on people’s travel activities and telling his friends that he is “always right” no matter the situation or topic being discussed.
If you don’t reply to Will, he becomes furious and will continue to call and message you for hours until you answer him. He will even call your Mum if you don’t reply quickly enough. The amount of missed calls you will get from Will is virtually unlimited. Some reports have been in the hundreds over less than 30 minutes.
Will has failed to deliver on his promise of getting Dan Kelly on a team and is yet to offer any explanation as to why. The same cannot be said for Will’s post 10:03 strava essay. Such an essay was full of excuses and so lengthy that it would probably be accepted as a Ph.D. thesis at Harvard. Will dislikes most other runners for no apparent reason, apart from random Melbourne girls who have boyfriends and aren’t interested.
Will tells everyone within earshot that they should come to Falls Creek if they want to be a “high chance” of making the Commonwealth Games like he is. So far, Will has run almost a minute slower than his PB (10:03) and, surprisingly not yet been selected for the Commonwealth Games or Olympics.
DO NOT TRUST ANYTHING HE SAYS, AND HE WILL SCAM YOU. IF YOU ARE ACTIVE BUT NOT REPLYING, WILL ATKINSON WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL.
