JTG Inc
Don't ask the president of the USA's wife about aliens next time
Like this mutherfucker I told him not to like talk to me about actual UFO’s and like what does this Autistic Mutherfucker do under Oath do? He asks me about the god-dan Aliens and like I was not allowed to lie. Like he is just here on business to translate these god damn ISIS muthafucker like or whatever they a part of they all look the same to me (like terrorists…) Like I am siting here translating like this Sum of All Fears like terrorist dialect then they like ditch me like what the fuck is that all about. Like I have to ask my uncle like who did he sell these very special disks too? Like I like was shitting myself like when nephew be like lasering out their rings and like how fast his like .torrent network like spreads its faster than the Macarena spreading before the internet was made public. Like its like all of these Andy Warhol like paintings like backed up as digital copies. It was a challenge to scan the tissues and folds in 2D so anyways…like these sub-titles are like made custom with this dialect so like its not auto-generated Arabic text. Like imagine your worst nightmare like DATA smugglers like bringing across Pentagon shit all the time and having to deal with the nosy TSA. Like I would not want to be like a CGI employee at the TSA like Loretta and look stupid. Like we are evenmore underground than you could ever imagine!
Sous Sol – Macarena (Mirco Caruso Remix)
Like when you hear the Military at the Movie Theaters it be like this type of brokers..
JOHN WICK 4 – DJ REFERENCES THE WARRIORS
Like this goes out to you right from my reel-to-reel A voice like stealing nazi documents and some cookies.
But worry not like I be watching you high in the sky like a Big Birds Eye as I watch over you and guide your tents to safety like how could I not care about you veterans? Like we have to like even get some Portraits of Honours on the go to honor the recent ones and not just the Legion poppy day ones. This Yellow ribbon was a short lived symbol that went coast to coast to fund raise for you because it cares about you veterans.
But anyways this lawyer like had to read though like a few inches of contracts and more like before he could ask me about the aliens and the boring military stuff that other Bill is up too. This JTG Inc guy better never ever ask me again about aliens or else ok!
