Autoenrolled into this shit-stain of a Empower Retirement through my internship, despite opting out, they put me back in when it came time to process the first payment.
These assholes took about $130 off my paycheck and refused to give it back until 2 months after it “vested” (that or some other bullshit–regardless it was waaay to long for what amounted to a refund).
Once it came to that time I was given a few other reasons why they had to delay my payment.
I can’t remember what for, as it was three months ago and those reasons basically amounted to them being a bureaucratic hellscape.
But finally I got them to start the refund–only after realizing, to my horror, that they “invested it”.
In the month that they had played it in the stock market, my $130 shrank to about $100. A loss.
I would like to point out that this is the longest bull economy in our nation’s history, how in the economical fuck did they pull that off?
Naturally, they took a fee for the refund, and then I incurred a $19 tax for early withdrawal of my 401k.
The auto-enroll payment that should have never went through occurred in August, 2018.
It is now February 2019 and I am looking at a $77 check from Empower.
While I figure getting that back is better than forgetting about the account forever, I’m still pissed that we live in a world where companies like this exist.
tl;dr: Anti-consumer. Bureaucratic. Sucks at investing. They all probably eat babies